{"product_id":"type-shit-hat","title":"type shit hat","description":"This worn-in cotton cap carries a quiet, sarcastic voice embroidered across the front — small white text on a matte black crown that reads like a private joke. The low-profile, unstructured silhouette sits softly on the head and the distressed details give it lived-in character. Pull it on for walks, coffee runs, late-night drives, or when you want one subtle line to say what you’re thinking. The adjustable hook-and-loop strap lets you dial in a comfortable fit, while the ventilated eyelets keep things breathable. Lightweight, preshrunk cotton twill keeps the shape while feeling broken-in from day one.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% preshrunk cotton twill for strength and a soft hand\u003cbr\u003e- Unstructured six-panel, low-profile design with a soft crown\u003cbr\u003e- Adjustable hook-and-loop closure for an easy, one-size fit\u003cbr\u003e- Distressed stitching details with 6 sewn eyelets and 4 stitched brim rows\u003cbr\u003e- Seamed front panel without buckram for a relaxed, worn-in look\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ Black","offer_id":47878232211607,"sku":"16610476137952658371","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0735\/2162\/7287\/files\/3391593888445005581_2048.jpg?v=1781003170","url":"https:\/\/say-less-8940.myshopify.com\/products\/type-shit-hat","provider":"Say Less","version":"1.0","type":"link"}